For the love of my eyeballs…..

So today I was eye raped by the news feed photo of Kim Kardashian in a thong……not only was she in a thong but she was sitting down so her ass was spread out even farther than normal.  Now I am not totally sure what the obsession is with this chick’s rear end because frankly I think it looks like something out of an alien horror movie, you know those aliens with abnormally large heads that make you just stare at it like it is a train wreck or something.  I’m no longer a card carrying member of the thin, skinny, hot girl movement but even when I was I was always curvy and I rather prefer it that way anyways. 

There is a “skinny” line one should never cross (think Kate Moss) but being curvy also does not mean looking like you inflated your body parts with a tire pump.  Now I know people that looove the Kardashians will say oh you’re just jealous and let me be clear on this, being jealous of Kate Winslet or Charlize Theron absolutely yes!  Being jealous of any Kardashian is highly unlikely, the Kardashians are just better looking Paris and Nicki Hiltons and believe me there was no love lost there either.  Being famous for being an idiot that wears 100 pounds of makeup and having an ass that looks like it was artificially inseminated by the “baby got back” rapper is not on my bucket list of things I need in life.  I will admit Kim’s ass strikes me like a gory car accident where a bloody body is hanging out and sometimes I cannot look away because it is just that traumatizing but I definitely could have gone my entire life without seeing her ass swallow up a bathing suit bottom while sitting down posing……….feel my pain below you’re welcome……………………